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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
More of the world’s shortest books!
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grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Six stages of married life
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