The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...