If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...