Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...