If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...