Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...