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The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
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The Fisherman
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Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
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The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
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I’m Glad I’m A Woman
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