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What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
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Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
For Atlanta Falcon Fans!
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...