Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...