I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...