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Reasons to stay at work all night
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Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
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This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
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Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...