Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...