Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!