What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...