Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...