Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...