Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...