Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
10 Signs Your Amish Teen’s In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...