This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
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Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
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Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
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The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
On Jeopardy
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