Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...