Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...