Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...