Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...