A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!