Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!