You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...