Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...