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Mice Krispies!
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A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
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Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
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God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...