Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...