The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
It is worth trying
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...