Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...