A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.