Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...