Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...