Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.