A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...