Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...