Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....