Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...