Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...