Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Victorias Secret…
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...