A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...