yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...