The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...