An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...