The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...