Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...