The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...