Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
The world’s smartest man?
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Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...