How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
A new type of fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...